Passover is a time of tradition, storytelling, and, of course, lots of matzah. But who says it can’t also be a time for laughter? From punny one-liners to witty wordplay, Passover humor adds extra flavor to the Seder table.
This collection of 295+ Passover puns is guaranteed to part the Red Sea of seriousness and bring waves of laughter to your holiday. Whether you’re looking for jokes to share at the table, captions for festive photos, or just something to make your guests challah with laughter, we’ve got you covered.
Matzah Lot of Laughs 🍞
I knead some more matzah jokes.
You crack me up, unleavened though.
Matzah about time we laughed!
Feeling flat, but still festive.
That joke is a real matzah-piece.
Let’s keep things kosherly funny.
Matzah-lutely hilarious!
These puns are matzah-fied perfection.
You’re my matzah of honor.
Flatbread, full belly, fuller laughter.
Seder-side Smiles 🍷
Let’s raise a glass to puns.
Four cups, four times the laughter.
Seder-lly, that’s funny!
Don’t wine about the puns.
A pun a day keeps Pharaoh away.
Seder or later, you’ll laugh.
I’m seder-ly into this humor.
Laughing across the Seder table.
Elijah brings the wine, I’ll bring the jokes.
Keep calm and Seder on.
Pharaoh-ly Funny 👑
Don’t be in de-Nile about the humor.
Pharaoh got roasted, and I’m still laughing.
These puns are fit for a king.
Pharaoh-ever funny.
Comedy that enslaves your attention.
Pharaoh-ly can’t stop smiling.
Ruling the land of laughter.
Pharaoh-ly the best puns around.
Pharaoh you ready for more?
Pharaoh-ever amused.
Exodus of Giggles 🚶♂️
Laugh your way out of Egypt.
Exodus more puns where that came from.
Let my people giggle!
Walking into freedom with jokes.
Exodus? More like Exo-laughs.
Splitting sides, not just seas.
Free at last, free to laugh.
Exodus your stress.
The promised land of punchlines.
Joking all the way through the desert.
Ten Pun-mandments 📜
Thou shalt not stop laughing.
Honor thy pun and thy punchline.
Thou shalt not covet boring jokes.
Keep holy the laughter.
Thou shalt pun thy neighbor.
No false laughs allowed.
Thou shalt not steal my matzah pun.
Thou shalt not bear false chuckles.
Respect thy elders’ jokes.
These puns are divinely funny.
Elijah’s Cup of Comedy 🍷
Elijah prefers a full glass of giggles.
Fill his cup with laughter.
Elijah walked in for the puns.
The prophet of punchlines.
Elijah’s spirit? 100% proof comedy.
Elijah bless this humor.
Keep the door open for jokes.
Elijah is always on time for laughs.
His cup runneth over with humor.
Elijah’s favorite pairing: wine and wit.
Challah-lujah Humor 🍞
Pass the challah, pass the puns.
Challah if you’re laughing.
That joke was on a roll.
Challah-lujah, it’s hilarious.
Holy roll-y comedy.
Challah-day vibes only.
Braid it and say it—punny perfection.
Challah back at these jokes.
Knead some more? Challah at me.
Bread-y for more laughs.
Afikomen Antics 🎁
Hide and giggle.
Afikomen? More like Afiko-laugh.
Found it! And found a laugh.
Prize: unlimited puns.
Afikomenedy hour.
The best part is unwrapping the punchline.
Seek and ye shall chuckle.
Afikomen with a smile.
Hide the laughs in plain sight.
Afikomenedy gold.
Unleavened Levity 🌾
Keep it flat, keep it funny.
Unleavened, but uplifted.
Flat jokes, tall laughs.
Unleavenly hilarious.
No rise, but plenty of shine.
Breadless but not humorless.
Flatbread, big grins.
Comedy without yeast, but not without joy.
Flat never felt so funny.
Unleavened laughter forever.
Plagues of Punchlines 🐸
Frogs are hopping with humor.
Darkness, but full of laughter.
Locusts ate the punchline.
Boils of belly laughs.
Hail of hilarity.
Blood? More like belly-laugh flood.
Cattle plague, comedy surge.
Lice and laughs everywhere.
The first-born of funny.
Ten plagues, ten times the humor.
Crossing the Pun Sea 🌊
Splitting jokes down the middle.
Laughing tides ahead.
Sea of smiles incoming.
Red Sea? More like Read these puns!
Moses parted the puns perfectly.
Waves of humor.
Don’t drown in laughter.
Crossing over to comedy.
Sea-soned humor at its best.
Pun waves crashing in.
Bitter Herbs, Sweet Laughs 🌿
Herbs that make you tear up with giggles.
Bitter, but better with puns.
Parsley-ing around with jokes.
Horseradish humor on fire.
Herb your enthusiasm.
Life’s not bitter with these laughs.
A pinch of parsley, a heap of humor.
Dip into comedy.
Herbs and chuckles on the side.
Flavorful puns all night.
Kosher Comedy ✅
Pun kosher-approved.
Always within the lines of laughter.
Certified funny.
Laughter fit for any table.
Kosher-style chuckles.
No mixing, just jokes.
Kosher pun-damentals.
Keep it kosher, keep it clever.
Tradition meets humor.
Kosher stamp of hilarity.
L’Chaim Laughs 🥂
To life, to laughter!
Raise your glass, raise your grin.
L’Chaim to punchlines.
Cheers to matzah and mirth.
Sip happens, laugh anyway.
Toasting to timeless humor.
L’Chaim, let’s rhyme.
Life’s short, laugh often.
Liquid joy and solid jokes.
Poured with pun and purpose.
Passover Playlist 🎶
Let my people sing… with laughter.
Dayenu? More like Dai-laugh-nu.
Matzah to the rhythm.
Plague beats dropping hard.
Crossing the sea on a melody.
Exodus on repeat.
Seder-side karaoke night.
Songs and giggles go together.
Puns set to music.
Harmonizing with humor.
Festival of Freedom Fun 🎉
Free at last, free to pun.
Celebrate with silliness.
Liberty and laughter.
Freedom never tasted so funny.
Joking in the promised land.
Let my people pun.
Freedom to giggle endlessly.
Festive and funny forever.
Liberty in every laugh.
Passover joy unchained.
Haggadah Ha-Ha 📖
A tale retold with jokes.
Haggadah love these puns.
Stories sprinkled with smiles.
Haggadah lot of humor here.
From slavery to silliness.
Narrating with nuance and nonsense.
The script of comedy.
Haggadah giggle at that one.
Paged with puns.
Laughter, the final chapter.
Moses Jokes and Giggles 🧔
Moses delivers the punchline.
Tablets of humor.
Staff of stand-up comedy.
Splitting seas and sides.
Commandments of comedy.
The prophet of puns.
Moses knows-es the jokes.
Burning bush of banter.
Leader of laughs.
His miracles? Making us smile.
Promise Land of Punchlines 🌄
Milk, honey, and humor.
The land of flowing puns.
Promised land, promised laughs.
Joking milk and honey flows.
Destination: hilarity.
Crossing deserts for comedy.
Sweetness in every pun.
Land of laughter awaits.
Promises kept in punchlines.
Heaven of humor.
Seder-iously Funny Wrap Up 🎁
Puns are the best Passover tradition.
Seder-iously couldn’t stop laughing.
Ending with afikomen-level humor.
Wrapped in wordplay.
Laughter is the true prize.
Passover: where comedy is kosher.
Closing the book with a giggle.
Seder-ious fun till the last bite.
Happy Passover, happy puns.
Matzah love to all!
FAQs
Q: What are Passover puns?
Playful wordplay inspired by Passover traditions like matzah, Seder, and the Exodus story.
Q: Can I use these Passover puns for Instagram captions?
Absolutely! They’re perfect for fun and festive posts.
Q: Are these Passover puns family-friendly?
Yes, all of them are safe for the Seder table.
Q: What’s a great matzah pun for captions?
“Matzah love in this house!”
Q: Can I use Passover puns in greeting cards?
Yes! Add some unleavened humor to holiday wishes.
Q: What’s the funniest Pharaoh pun?
“Don’t be in de-Nile about the laughter.”
Q: Can Passover puns be used in teaching kids?
Definitely—they make traditions more memorable and fun.
Q: How many Passover puns are here?
Over 295, spread across 20 themed sections.
Q: Are Passover puns good for speeches?
Yes, they add warmth and humor to any gathering.
Q: What’s the best short Passover pun?
“Keep calm and Seder on.”
Conclusion
Passover is about freedom, tradition, and togetherness—but adding a sprinkle of humor makes it unforgettable. These 295+ Passover puns prove that even during solemn storytelling, laughter can rise (even if the bread doesn’t). Use them at the Seder table, as Instagram captions, or just to make your family smile.
Chag Sameach—and may your holiday be unleavened, unforgettable, and unbelievably funny.